lymanalpha: (mayo)
So when I signed up for Prompt-A-Mod day at Ship Wars, one of the options under "medium" was underwater basketweaving. Then somebody requested Rand/Chapel, "any medium", and um I couldn't resist.

This is only basket I know how to weave, based on those paper heart valentine things you make in grade school. It's "underwater" because I used watercolor paint, GET IT?


Not entirely SFW because there's clearly some gropery going on.


Basketry! )
lymanalpha: (Default)
Captain's Log, Stardate: 2010.48. Met new alien species. Slept with them.

Captain's Log, Stardate: 2010.49. Alien species left me. FML.

Captain's Log, Stardate: 2010.50. Alien species have returned! Tearful reunion. Kirk out.

lymanalpha: (crackship cupcake)
I'm only going to say this the one time, and I hope not to annoy any of you, but: registration has been reopened at [ profile] st_respect's Ship Wars. If you or anyone you know would like to join Team Crackship, we'd love to have you.

How Ship Wars works )
Your pacifist concerns )
Team Crackship, and why I like it )
If you'd like to join... )

Registration is open until Thursday, February 11. Zank you for your time.
lymanalpha: (lolpike!)
What happened: [ profile] st_respect had a lightning round. Ten short fics/arts per team, less than a day to get everything in, one point per entry. I woke up this morning, saw we only had two entries in, went AAAGH like Bones and started spewing tiny cracky things all over the place.

So here are five Very WERY cracky variations on the theme of "hangover". The sixth submission was the long Sad Vulcan Sarek/Spock thing.

(I just wanted to say WERY - I didn't actually manage to get Chekov in anywhere)

Blanket Disclaimer: Not. Mine.
Blanket Warning: Crack. Some of them are gross. All of them are goofy.

Pairing: Bones/Hypospray
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 213

AAGH, says Bones. )

Pairing: Jim/Jim/Jim/Jim/etc
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 240

Risa's not called a pleasure planet for nothing. )

Pairing: Jim/Gorn
Rating: R for language
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 192

Humans are intoxicating. )

Pairing: Unrequited Keenser/Pike
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 345

A week before the Enterprise's relaunch and they've changed his coffee-bearer. )

Title: Aftertaste
Pairing: Pike/Brains (a short interlude, goes with zombie!Pike fic)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 132

Barnett's brains give him a headache. )
lymanalpha: (ladyromulan)
Title: Fruit and Water
Author: [ profile] lymanalpha
Pairing: Sarek/SpockPrime
Rating: R
Warnings: DID YOU READ THE PAIRING? Okay. Also: Sad Vulcans.
Disclaimer: I like them very much, but they are not the hell my whales.
Words: 893
Summary: For [ profile] st_respect's Ship Wars, on behalf of Team Crackship. Prompt: hangover. Not sure where this came from, but I suppose I'm going to hell for it, yeah? Maybe I have a thing for Sad Vulcans.

Only click if you're sure you want to read this. )
lymanalpha: (spock!)
Title: Stop! Logic Time
Author: [ profile] lymanalpha
Pairing: None. SpockPrime and Sarek.
Rating: G
Warnings: Ridiculous!
Disclaimer: I like them very much, but they are not the hell my whales.
Summary: [ profile] temporalranger has an icon with an asymptotic function and "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" on it. You know who likes math jokes? Spock.

Also I secretly <3 MC Hammer. )
lymanalpha: (lolpike!)
Title: Braintrust
Author: [ profile] lymanalpha
Pairing: Pike/Enterprise/Braaains
Rating: R for language
Warnings: Character undeath? Also just weird.
Disclaimer: I like them very much, but they are not the hell my whales.
Words: 1004
Notes: With thanks to [ profile] isalie964 for being awesome.
Summary: Entry for [ profile] st_respect's Ship Wars, on behalf of Team Crackship. The prompt was "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone", whose lyrics are here. I warn you once again, this story's a little bizarre. You give me a sad prompt, I give you zombies? Yeah, I don't know either.

As it turns out, zombies are for real. )
lymanalpha: (crackship cupcake)
Short commentfic based on this scene from the movie:

The fic is Saturn(planet)/Titan(moon)/Enterprise(ship). This is Team Crackship, dammit.

The gif belongs to [ profile] recumbentgoat.

Life's pretty quiet out here. )
lymanalpha: (scotty!)
Title: Engineering Parlance
Beta: [ profile] imasupermuteant
Pairing: Scotty/Starships
Rating: G
Warnings: sort of sad, for crack
Disclaimer: I like them very much, but they are not the hell my whales.
Wordcount: 994
Notes: For the prompt "Our First Date". Also known as HOLY CRAP I WROTE FICTION.

He saw his first starship when he was ten. )
lymanalpha: (crackship cupcake)
So here's the story: [ profile] st_respect is hosting a Ship Wars. I joined the illustrious and bizarre Team Crackship and suddenly became productive, which was unexpected but sort of awesome. I like having my stuff archived somewhere, so I'll be posting old Crackship stuff here once its round is over.

Strange arts first.

Possibly NSFW. Also image-heavy. And seriously WEIRD. )


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