lymanalpha

Title: Know Thyself
Author: lymanalpha
Pairing: Spock/SpockPrime. Mentions of Spock/Jim/Bones.
Rating: R/NC-17
Warnings: READ THE PAIRING. Also, more Sad Vulcans.
Disclaimer: I do not own either Spock, or the worlds they live in.
Words: 1120
Summary: From the prompt-a-mod thing at Ship Wars. The prompt was for Pon Farr, with them stuck in a someplace, but I dunno, this is what came out instead? Sorry. I'm still playing with it. It's getting better.

( You DID read the pairing? )

Title: Braintrust
Author: lymanalpha
Pairing: Pike/Enterprise/Braaains
Rating: R for language
Warnings: Character undeath? Also just weird.
Disclaimer: I like them very much, but they are not the hell my whales.
Words: 1004
Notes: With thanks to isalie964 for being awesome.
Summary: Entry for st_respect's Ship Wars, on behalf of Team Crackship. The prompt was "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone", whose lyrics are here. I warn you once again, this story's a little bizarre. You give me a sad prompt, I give you zombies? Yeah, I don't know either.


( As it turns out, zombies are for real. )

Title: Engineering Parlance
Beta: imasupermuteant
Pairing: Scotty/Starships
Rating: G
Warnings: sort of sad, for crack
Disclaimer: I like them very much, but they are not the hell my whales.
Wordcount: 994
Notes: For the prompt "Our First Date". Also known as HOLY CRAP I WROTE FICTION.

( He saw his first starship when he was ten. )