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What happened: st_respect had a lightning round. Ten short fics/arts per team, less than a day to get everything in, one point per entry. I woke up this morning, saw we only had two entries in, went AAAGH like Bones and started spewing tiny cracky things all over the place.

So here are five Very WERY cracky variations on the theme of "hangover". The sixth submission was the long Sad Vulcan Sarek/Spock thing.

(I just wanted to say WERY - I didn't actually manage to get Chekov in anywhere)

Blanket Disclaimer: Not. Mine.
Blanket Warning: Crack. Some of them are gross. All of them are goofy.


1.
Pairing: Bones/Hypospray
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 213

( AAGH, says Bones. )

2.
Pairing: Jim/Jim/Jim/Jim/etc
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 240

( Risa's not called a pleasure planet for nothing. )

3.
Pairing: Jim/Gorn
Rating: R for language
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 192

( Humans are intoxicating. )

4.
Pairing: Unrequited Keenser/Pike
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 345

( A week before the Enterprise's relaunch and they've changed his coffee-bearer. )

5.
Title: Aftertaste
Pairing: Pike/Brains (a short interlude, goes with zombie!Pike fic)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 132

( Barnett's brains give him a headache. )