lymanalpha: (lolpike!)
What happened: [livejournal.com profile] st_respect had a lightning round. Ten short fics/arts per team, less than a day to get everything in, one point per entry. I woke up this morning, saw we only had two entries in, went AAAGH like Bones and started spewing tiny cracky things all over the place.

So here are five Very WERY cracky variations on the theme of "hangover". The sixth submission was the long Sad Vulcan Sarek/Spock thing.

(I just wanted to say WERY - I didn't actually manage to get Chekov in anywhere)

Blanket Disclaimer: Not. Mine.
Blanket Warning: Crack. Some of them are gross. All of them are goofy.


1.
Pairing: Bones/Hypospray
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 213

AAGH, says Bones. )

2.
Pairing: Jim/Jim/Jim/Jim/etc
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 240

Risa's not called a pleasure planet for nothing. )

3.
Pairing: Jim/Gorn
Rating: R for language
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 192

Humans are intoxicating. )

4.
Pairing: Unrequited Keenser/Pike
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 345

A week before the Enterprise's relaunch and they've changed his coffee-bearer. )

5.
Title: Aftertaste
Pairing: Pike/Brains (a short interlude, goes with zombie!Pike fic)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 132

Barnett's brains give him a headache. )
lymanalpha: (lolpike!)
Title: Braintrust
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lymanalpha
Pairing: Pike/Enterprise/Braaains
Rating: R for language
Warnings: Character undeath? Also just weird.
Disclaimer: I like them very much, but they are not the hell my whales.
Words: 1004
Notes: With thanks to [livejournal.com profile] isalie964 for being awesome.
Summary: Entry for [livejournal.com profile] st_respect's Ship Wars, on behalf of Team Crackship. The prompt was "Ain't No Sunshine When She's Gone", whose lyrics are here. I warn you once again, this story's a little bizarre. You give me a sad prompt, I give you zombies? Yeah, I don't know either.


As it turns out, zombies are for real. )

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