lymanalpha: (Default)
No, seriously, it is a real thing! Look!



The best part is that is is made by NASA.
lymanalpha: (pastry edition)
I made chocolate cookies over the weekend. They were good, and also...well. Strangely shaped.

The Numbat )

The Spocktopus )

The Zombie Llama )

In other news, my thesis is blancmange. )
lymanalpha: (blancmange!)
Dear [livejournal.com profile] anodyna,
I am sorry.
I do not think this is quite what you had in mind.
Please do not worry, I have no intention of becoming a pastry chef, EVER.
So Spock Prime is safe.


I MADE A BLANCMANGE! However... )

And in conclusion, I had blancmange for dinner.

CUPCAKES

Apr. 10th, 2010 06:27 pm
lymanalpha: (Default)
Today [livejournal.com profile] melithiel and I made cupcakes. They did not have bacon, but they did have rainbows.

rainbows and cupcake-love! )

I still think there should be bacon.
lymanalpha: (Default)
Hi friendslist! How are you? You've been kind of awesome. Thank you for the books and the random conversations and the WIP-viewing and just everything.

I don't have anything really exciting for you in return, but this is what I've been giggling over all week. Maybe you'll find it amusing too.

Real life story. Twelve-year-old mentality required. )

Also, I was going through my old lab books and found this drawing of a radio telescope. That experiment had some long calibration procedure we had to sit through, which is why I was drawing it, I guess. Anyway. It needed more Spock.

I'd totally curl up in a radio dish with him. )
lymanalpha: (pikestache!)
It went like this:

1. [livejournal.com profile] mrasaki had a mustachioed Sulu.
2. [livejournal.com profile] eerie_descent had a mustachioed Bones.
3. ...??!?
4. PROFIT.

In case any of you need more mustaches in your Star Trek life?


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lymanalpha: (mayo)
So when I signed up for Prompt-A-Mod day at Ship Wars, one of the options under "medium" was underwater basketweaving. Then somebody requested Rand/Chapel, "any medium", and um I couldn't resist.

This is only basket I know how to weave, based on those paper heart valentine things you make in grade school. It's "underwater" because I used watercolor paint, GET IT?

Yeah.

Not entirely SFW because there's clearly some gropery going on.

Preview:
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Basketry! )
lymanalpha: (teethbear)
I have a sieve for a memory, no lie, and so I usually write down snippets the minute I think of them.

Sometime last night I wrote this on my iPhone:

"A garrison that g crypts chekov writexabf v lee fall from his eyebadh".

WTF?

It's in my Spock/SpockPrime file. WHAT IF IT WAS A GOOD IDEA AND NOW IT'S GONE FOREVER, OH WOE!

Okay, I have actual Spock/SpockPrime to write.
lymanalpha: (gorn kisses)
These are for [livejournal.com profile] demonbloodadict and Team Tribble. (If you're not on Team Tribble and want one for some reason, ask a tribble first.)

THERE ARE MANY. I went a little overboard. They look like this, and the rest are below:



[livejournal.com profile] demonbloodadict, if you want another color or combo or anything, just ask. :)
CLICK FOR MORE TRIBBLEZ! )
lymanalpha: (gorn kisses)
I spent the weekend in Washington, D.C. Reminded me often of an enlarged Boston, several times of London, and once, powerfully, of Helsinki.

Also, because I am a hapless fool, of Star Trek.

1. First thing I noticed when we came out of the Metro:


2. Ancient Chinese art creature. Looks just like Chekov!


3. And finally, a lovely specimen of malachite.

I got a well-deserved smack on the head for pointing to this and going "Spock!"

Crackship, what have you done to me?
lymanalpha: (Default)
Captain's Log, Stardate: 2010.48. Met new alien species. Slept with them.








Captain's Log, Stardate: 2010.49. Alien species left me. FML.

Captain's Log, Stardate: 2010.50. Alien species have returned! Tearful reunion. Kirk out.






lymanalpha: (ladyromulan)
Make icons, apparently. Because I was grumpy, and I hear iconmaking is a decent salve for a grumpy soul (it is).

Also because some of the characters I like best don't show up in icons very often. They have stories too.

Starring Cupcake, Scotty, Madeline, Kelvin-medic, Lady Romulan, Teethbear, Maybe-Chapel, Robau, and Vulcan-girl. Use as you will.

Almost a rainbow! )
lymanalpha: (lolpike!)
What happened: [livejournal.com profile] st_respect had a lightning round. Ten short fics/arts per team, less than a day to get everything in, one point per entry. I woke up this morning, saw we only had two entries in, went AAAGH like Bones and started spewing tiny cracky things all over the place.

So here are five Very WERY cracky variations on the theme of "hangover". The sixth submission was the long Sad Vulcan Sarek/Spock thing.

(I just wanted to say WERY - I didn't actually manage to get Chekov in anywhere)

Blanket Disclaimer: Not. Mine.
Blanket Warning: Crack. Some of them are gross. All of them are goofy.


1.
Pairing: Bones/Hypospray
Rating: R
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 213

AAGH, says Bones. )

2.
Pairing: Jim/Jim/Jim/Jim/etc
Rating: PG-13?
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 240

Risa's not called a pleasure planet for nothing. )

3.
Pairing: Jim/Gorn
Rating: R for language
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 192

Humans are intoxicating. )

4.
Pairing: Unrequited Keenser/Pike
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 345

A week before the Enterprise's relaunch and they've changed his coffee-bearer. )

5.
Title: Aftertaste
Pairing: Pike/Brains (a short interlude, goes with zombie!Pike fic)
Rating: PG
Warnings: Crack.
Words: 132

Barnett's brains give him a headache. )
lymanalpha: (spock!)
Title: Stop! Logic Time
Author: [livejournal.com profile] lymanalpha
Pairing: None. SpockPrime and Sarek.
Rating: G
Warnings: Ridiculous!
Disclaimer: I like them very much, but they are not the hell my whales.
Summary: [livejournal.com profile] temporalranger has an icon with an asymptotic function and "CAN'T TOUCH THIS" on it. You know who likes math jokes? Spock.

Also I secretly <3 MC Hammer. )
lymanalpha: (crackship cupcake)
So here's the story: [livejournal.com profile] st_respect is hosting a Ship Wars. I joined the illustrious and bizarre Team Crackship and suddenly became productive, which was unexpected but sort of awesome. I like having my stuff archived somewhere, so I'll be posting old Crackship stuff here once its round is over.

Strange arts first.

Possibly NSFW. Also image-heavy. And seriously WEIRD. )
lymanalpha: (Default)
But I'm not, because I drank too much tea.

Star Trek will get me through this term, yeah?

Hell yeah.

What I learned today. )

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